I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.
anti-feminists or people that say “i’m not a feminist, i want equality for ALL genders” make me eyeroll so hard that my eyes disappear forever into my skull
Jordan “I’m slightly offended that I’m only worth 5 dollars on this hitlist and not at all concerned that I’m even on the hitlist in the first place.” Parrish
BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.
UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:
i want the d(AMN AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER COME ON MARVEL)