The Art of Shipping

My Mother and I were drinking last night, and I took the opportunity to get her opinion on some of tumblr's favorite men to oggle. These were her tipsy reactions:

Tom Hiddleston:

His face looks like it's sculpted out of marble. His cheekbones go up to his damn temples.

Benedict Cumberbatch:

He looks like an alien. No... a lizard. No! An Alien lizard!

Martin Freeman:

He's cuter as a hobbit.

Andrew Garfield:

He is not thirty. Where can I steal his DNA?

Joseph Gorden-Levitt:

It's that kid that's in everything!

Jensen Ackles:

*stunned silence* Oh my. He's very pretty.

Jared Padalecki:

He looks like a caveman. *switches back over to Jensen's tab*

Dylan O'Brien:

He looks like a 14 year old.

Tyler Heochlin:

My... his eyes are... nice. *upon finding out that he is 25* *ANGUISHED NOISES* HE'S THE SAME AGE AS MY SON, I DON'T FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE LOOKING AT THIS.

deerstalkers-are-cool:

zacharies-left-nipple:

cripplechoir:

i think theres something wrong with your door

did u try unlocking it

have you tried turning it off and on again?

(via foreverwholocked)

(Source: captain-of-the-friend-ship, via foreverwholocked)

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

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cumbercrieff:

i-am-sher-locked-94:

perlockholmes:

idso:

cumbermums:

cumbercrieff:

_{Benedict Cumberbatch - 2004 vs 2013}

Awww…

he does age well doesn’t he?

Like fine wine… Wine you want to have sex with

Is it a red wine?

Oh silly me, its probably a cumberblush

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leavingallmysensesnumbisheaven:

castheperpetuallyconfusedangel:

castielsminions:

This is me and everything I’m doing with my life.

Accurate.

#the second gif is the sassiest thing i’ve ever seen

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AU: The pack are forced to work with the demon possessing Stiles, and aren’t massive fans of his methods.

(Source: aboyandhiswolves)

ebonytheprofessionalfangirl:

Sterek s3e2

(Source: direwolfhale, via deanfrost)

thekawaiiangel:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces.

this was too cool not to reblog

(via juan-the-patronus-lion)

iwazbornaunicorn:

do-you-have-a-flag:

#KIRK PLS #HE’S INTERROGATING YOU #NOT HITTING ON YOU

#same difference

(Source: adrasteas, via foreverwholocked)

the-23-rd:

Martin Freeman on an unexpected journey

(Source: kim-jong-chill, via juan-the-patronus-lion)

mememaster:

(Source: vanivilletown, via elladora-black)

solitarywithasnogbox:

hi-john-im-alive:

thewinchesterswagger:

my dash

is no one going to talk about that tag or

Superhannibal is my new favourite thing

(via bitchy-panda)

lyndsayfaye:

themarysue:

One never needs a reason to reblog Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

Nope.

(Source: mishawinsexster, via foreverwholocked)