imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.
GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.
I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here
(Source: hbshizzle, via siriuslyscrewedup)
steven moffat is the writer of some of doctor who’s scariest monsters, for example the weeping angels, atrocious writing and misogyny
do the writers of musicals just get together and say “i bET I CAN WRITE THE MOST HEARTBREAKING REPRISE”
When hope is gone
And a heart full of thunder leads me on
You’re the only one
I can count on to pull me through
I will always come back to you
(Source: ofwards, via doomsdayy)